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PostSubject: Yeah Jonas Brothers Crud lol   Yeah Jonas Brothers Crud lol I_icon_minitimeAugust 2nd 2008, 11:51 pm

Narrator: There was once a sea, wider than any other, in fact so wide no one knew what was on the other side. Some said there was a magical place, where one could see the past, present, and future with their own very eyes. But no one really knew... until one day...

(At the Coolio Cafe....)

Bob (Generic Cafe worker): Hey there, Joe, what can I get you today?

Joe Jonas: Meh, I'm just stopping by to avoid the mob of fans...

Bob: Ah, well they do cool you off...

Joe: Not that kind of fan you idiot!

Bob: Just messin with ya, Joe! So seriously, what can I get ya?

Joe: I'll have a cookie.

Bob: Cookies are for wussies. Order something else.

Joe: What? Fine, I'll have a cupcake.

Bob: Nope, try again.

Joe: What CAN I have, then?!?

Bob: Uhhh... how about the most expensive item on the menu?

Joe: Sad

Bob: Very Happy

Joe: Sad

Bob: *Poot*

Joe: ...

Bob: Very Happy

Joe: ...

Bob: Very Happy?

Joe: Sad

Bob: Sad

Joe: I'm leaving.

Bob: Understandable!

Joe: *Leaves and puts on his fake mustache to disguise himself*

Fans: Where'd he go....?? ...!! There he is! I found him! And look, he grew a mustache! He looks so much HAWTER now with the mustache!! *hearts*

Joe: Oh cruddles *takes off the mustache and runs for his dear life*

Meanwhile...
(At the rather fancy tea party parlor)

Nick Jonas: So, Kevin, how are you on this fine day? Well, I presume?]

Kevin Jonas: Ah, yes, I have just finished reading a series of rather intermediate novels.

Nick: Were they any good?

Kevin: They were splendid!

Nick: What were they about?

Kevin: Bacon of course.

Nick: Ah, yes, good old bacon. Never let us down at breakfast, did it Kevin?

Kevin: No, no, dear no. Bacon's as loyal as my dog Liggory Lou!

Nick: Indeed! How's Liggory been lately, the old chap?

Kevin: Just swell. In fact, he couldn't be better. I think he's getting into a bit of a relationship with my mailbox, though.

Nick: What?

Kevin: *changes subject* I do say, where is Joseph?

Nick: Hmm... I don't know! I think he went out for a spot of tea, perhaps?

Kevin: Perhaps perhaps.

Nick: Perhaps perhaps perhaps.

Kevin: Perhaps perhaps perhaps per-

Nick: Time to shut up now!

Kevin: Ok!

Nick: Yes

Kevin: Yes indeed.

Nick: Yes indeed indeed.

Kevin: What were we talking about, again?

Nick: Cabbage?

Kevin: No, no... it must have been candle oil. Quite a good subject to converse on, eh old chum?

Nick: Nope!

Kevin: Yes!

Nick: NOPE!

Kevin: Now I remember! We were talking about Joe!

Nick: Yes! Let's go find the lad, let's.

Kevin: Yes.

*Both leave*

Meanwhile... Joe is running from fans!

Joe: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fans: Mwah mwah! We wuv wu Woe!

Joe: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Nick: Kevin! I do believe I found him!

Kevin: Jolly good job, Nicholas!

Nick: Thank thee.

Kevin: Thee is welcome.

Nick: Okay

Kevin: Yes

Nick: Goldfish

Joe: ENOUGH WITH THE FILLER!! SAVE ME FROM THESE ANNOYING FANS!

Fans: We love you Joe!!!

Nick: Joseph! How have you been, brother darling?

Joe: Not now you fancy-class morons! I'm running for my life here!

Nick: I do believe it's rather rude to not speak to someone when they ask you a question!!

Kevin: Yes, brother! You are so mean! I'm going to cry now! *cries*

Joe: -.-'...

Nick: Do not cry, old chum! Why don't we stop for fried onion soup to cheer you up!

Kevin: *Sniffle* ... Okay, brother...

(At the Clam and Bits Barn)

Nick: Yes, a rather classy place like this one is bound to have our fancy dishes, Kevin.

Kevin: Indeed.

Captain Falcon (who's the waiter I guess): HELLO! HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

Nick: Um... we'd like a bit of your special, the onion soup.

Captain Falcon: COMING RIGHT UP! WOULD YOU LIKE A FALCON PUNCH WITH THAT, SIR?

Nick: What?

Captain Falcon: FALCON... PUNCH!!!! *punches Nick out the window*

Kevin: BROTHER NICHOLAS! What have you done?!?!? I must find him!!!

TO BE CONTINUED PROBABLY NOT THOUGH!
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