*Link Arives at the Farm*
Link: Im so excited...
Man from Before: Hoy Link! Thanks for showing up so quickly!
Link: Well, I kind of avoided this place as much as possible but there isn't much else in this town besides 2 other houses and a shop that sells milk.
Man from Before: That's great, now start wrangling some cows!
Link: Why?
Man from Before: To wrangle a cow press the B button when next to the cow you want to wrangle.
Link: So I should wrangle your cows for that reason.
MFB: To wrangle-
Link: Okay!
*Link walks up to a cow*
Link: Uhh... B?
*Magicaly wrangles the cow*
MFB: Now walk it to the barn with the analog stick.
Link: Yeah, I know how to walk thanks.
*Link follows the man's orders*
MFB: Now that you've got the hang of it you can walk all the other cows into the barn.
Link: Oh, boy. *Starts walking away*
MFB: If you do it quick enough I'll give you a prize!
Link: *stops and runs back* Curse my want for a 100% completion...
MFB: Ready... Go!
*Link gets a time of 2:12*
Link: Okay, where's my prize?
MFB: You're a little slow today Link, a time of 2:12...
Link: What? You were timing me???
MFB: You can try again if you'd like.
Link: So wait, you're willing to take all the cows out of the barn and set them up in the same position just so I can have another try?
MFB: Ready... Go!
Link: Dash!
*Link gets a time of 1:47*
MFB: Well, that's pretty good! That's
13 seconds faster than your usual time.
Link: So you time me every day?
MFB: Well here's your prize.
*Link gets the
Seed Bag!*
Link: That's it? A SACK?
MFB: You can hold seeds in that bag.
Link: FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!?!?
MFB: You can throw seeds at your enemies.
Link: Oh really? *Chucks a seed at MFB's Face but it just goes through*
Link:
So you gave me a useless sack to hold seeds that serve no purpose at all.
MFB: Basicly. Here's your day's pay.
*Link gains 20 rupees*
MFB: Now why don't ya go into town and buy yerself somethin' nice.
Link: What? Like some milk. I don't seem to need food.
MFB: Bye.
Link: See ya, hick. *Starts walking back to town*
MFB: The name's Henry silly.
Link: *Passing through the farm gate* Whatever...