Akatsuki!

Akatsuki roleplay cause those guys RULE!

Pick yer character:

Itachi
Kisame
Deidara
Tobi
Zetsu
Hidan
Kakuzu
Pein
Konan
Sasori

(Leaving out Orochimaru cause he's NOT COOL)

I get Deidara!

OMG x 12! i call Itachi!!

Well that was obvious. Okay then I guess we can start then.

Deidara: Who wants to help me make things go BOOM!!!!

Itachi: Who wants to help me kill Saskue with Sharingan!!

Dei (or on some sites fan girls call him Deidei and such lolz): That has nothing to do with the boomness, and you know what happened the last time you tried Mangekyou sharingan around me. You KNOW why I had this eye installed. Then again, Sasuke's going to indirectly kill me in the near future, so we better go.




P.S. I call Sasori

Itachi: My Sharingan is SO much better than ur Boomness!! Admit it Deidara, you're JEALOUS of me because I'm so awesome. And I clearly have more fan girls than u do!!

Oh BTW I call Tobi cuz he's a good boy!!

Im Zetsu. This is a cherry

Deidara: *Talking to Itachi* T_T... Well that may be true, and many claim I'm a perv, but at least I have Sasori as a good buddy, right BUUUUDDDYYY???

Sasori: Art is everlasting.

Deidara: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ART IS A BANG, I TELL YOU! A BANG!!!

Itachi *Talking to Deidara and Sasori*: I am very glad that u no ur a perv. And btw u wont have Sasori for much longer!! Sasori's gonna die soon!! Did ya hear that Sasori? DIE!!! And Kisame is my buddy and Shark ppl are so much more powerful than Art ppl!!

Deidara and Sasori: YOU. TAKE. THAT. BACK.

Itachi: Make me long-haired boy!! I mean what is with that hair?? Who r u?? Jack Coleman's twin??

Deidara: 1. Your hair isn't as short as a stub, you know. 2. Good one, 3. Styled hair like this is an ART FORM.

Sasori: My hair is short...

Itachi: Hair like yours is definetly NOT an art!! I bet ur mom used to put it in pigtails when u were young. That's sumthing to tell Sasori...!

Deidara: Hmm, un...

Sasori: *Leaves to get his puppet making tools*

Itachi: So Deidara, you admit. Your mother used to put your hair in pigtails when you were a little girl, I mean boy.

Tobi: Itachi do not be inpolite to my future partner Deidara!! I'm a good boy and I do not enjoy listening to such words come out of your inpolite mouth!!

Itachi *talking to Tobi*: Fine I'll be nicer. Tobi, your mask is .... interesting. Deidara, your hair is .... intere - OH FORGET IT!!! TOBI YOUR MASK IS AN EYE SORE AND DEIDARA YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL!!!! *pant pant*

Deidara: I never admitted to it, because it's not true, un.

Sasori: *With puppet tools * Alright then, Itachi. If you're so competitive then let's start with a battle. NOW. You know I hate waiting.

Deidara: *Mumbling to himself* I could blow that repulsive twit into a million pieces, hm.

Itachi: Fine!! If that's how u want it Sasori, then lets fight!!!



This is me now. If we're gonna fight i get Kisame!!

Deidara: Very well then, un. Try me.

Sasori: Take him on, Deidara.

Me (I might as well call myself Sasori's gf cause I ALWAYS get him on those "who would be your bf quizzes"): I'm watching Sasori fight Sakura and Chio on youtube! So Sasori's busy right now.

Sup?

I mean,

Zetsu: Sup?

Deidara: This isn't the time, un... *makin' his clay bird*.

Zetsu: So now no one wants to speak up because I'm a plant, is that it?

Deidara: .....

Sasori: .....

OMG!! IM SOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR SAYING THAT ABOUT DEIDARA!! OMG OMG HOW COULD I HAVE DONE SUCH A THING?!?! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Deidara, I am truely sorry for saying that ur hair is not an art form!!! It is I swear!!! I will now pray to Deidara in AWESOMENESS HEAVEN (ya ik that was gay lol) and beg for fogiveness!!!


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