AoA Episode 4: Hop on Pop!

Recap:
Pein: Yes it was... yes it was... now... let's begin the battle...

Itachi: Alright... this will be easy... *smirk*

???: OMIGAWSH!!!! IT'S THE SMIRK!!!! EEEEEEEK!!!!!

Itachi: What the...

???: HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO US!!!! AIAERHGIRGJRI!!!!!

Itachi: Oh no... it can't be...

???: Hello Itachi-Kun!!! I betchya wanna know who we are... we're....

Fangirl Brigade: THE FANGIRL BRIGADE!!!!! MEET THE CREW!!

Goombella:
*Jumps in the air and strikes a pose* I'M GOOMBELLA! I have no life after Mario left so I decided to join these guys!!

Clover:

I'm CLOVA!! I never had any life! Mwah! *blows kiss*

Zoe:

I'm ZOE!!! .... That's it.

Fangirl Brigade: We're the... FANGIRL BRIGADE!!! FANGIRLS OF EVERY GUY IN EXISTANCE! YAY!!!! WE LOVE YOU ITACHI-KUN!!!

Itachi: MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!!!

Fangirl Brigade: EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! LIEK EHMEHGAWD!!!! EEAAAAAH!!! ITACHI-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: The Fangirl Brigade was out of commission for several weeks.


....


No, Zetsu didn't eat them.


Hidan: Freakin' interruptions... alright just start the battle already...

Pein: Yeah... go ahead and kill each other... BUT NOT IN HERE!!! GOODNESS NO!!! WE DON'T WANT TO GET BLOOD STAINS ON THE FURNITURE!

Kakuzu: Certainly not! My budget won't allow it!

Deidara: Your budget won't allow anything...

Kakuzu:


Deidara: *sigh*

Yakko: *barf*

Pein: Alrighty... Kakuzu, it'd be best not to make that face again...

Hidan: Yeah you friggin hoe...

Wakko: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE MISTER! TIME TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

Hidan: Wha-

Wakko: *Sticks toothbrush in Hidan's mouth*

Hidan: !@#$%^&*(&^$$$% you %$#W@#^&*in @#$%^~!!!

Wakko: O_o

Deidara: heh...

Pein: .... ANYWAYS... let's seriously get on with the battle, I'm on a tight schedule here...

Narrator: After they all go outside to BATTEL!!!...

Itachi: Let's do this...

Mags: DO THIS?? Bahahah-

Itachi: *kills*

Mags: Oooohhhh.... I'm dieing....

Deidara: Might as well put her out of her misery! KATS-

Me: Nope!

Deidara: Wa-

Mags: *teleports*

Deidara: *mumbling CURSED WORDSED! (idk anymore)*

Pein: Ready? FIGHT!

Itachi: Mangekyou Sharingan!!!

IN THE SHARINGAN-NESS (I forgot what the demention was called, I'm VERY forgetful of these little details) it's basically the same situation as Kakashi and Itachi's little epic, where Itachi was stabbing Kakashi with a sword, only Yakko is the one being stabbed, and Itachi is doing the stabbing.

Itachi: For the next 72 hours, you will be tortured...

Yakko: Aaaaah... just one question, doc, uh...

Itachi: *aggrivated* what....

Yakko: Your nose is untied!

Itachi: WHAT???

Yakko: Bye! *Takes out pencil and draws a mustache on Itachi, then leaves Sharingan demention*

Itachi: What the...

Wakko: HIYAH! *Kicks Itachi*

Itachi: AAAAH! *Falls over*

Yakko: Have a pie! *Splats pie in Itachi's face*

Itachi: AAAAH!!! HELP ME PEIN!!!!

SEVERAL YARDS AWAY, Pein is observing the scene of two weirdos bouncing on Itachi as he lies helplessly on the ground.

Pein: Hmmm.... Alright you three, that's enough...

Yakko: Awww but we were having soo much fun!

Wakko: Ya Daddoo, we were playing Hop on Pop!

Yakko: Wrinkle-Face is Pop!

Itachi: WRINKLE-FACE???

Wakko: *Ignoring Itachi* SAAAY, Daddoo! You're our Daddoo, so why don't you be Pop!

Pein: Hmm.... (Thinking: These kids can defy the laws of physics... they'd be very useful...) ... see me in my office.

Yakko: Why?

Pein: I have something important to discuss with you...

Wakko: Awwww... is it BORING work stuff Daddoo? I want to stay home and play with Wrinkle!

Itachi: For God's sake, my names not Wrinkle...

Pein: Just come into my office...

Yakko: Okeedokee Daddoo!

Wakko: Daddoo!!

Narrator: Will Yakko and Wakko finally join the Akatsuki? Will they stop calling Itachi "Wrinkle"? (lol) Why is Zoe REALLY in the Fangirl Brigade? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ADVENTURES OF AKATSUKIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!