AoA Episode 1: The Mayhem Begins!

Narrator: Our story begins the day after Itachi 'n Kisame fled the scene at the hotel after the battle against Sasuke, Jiraiya (spelled wrong probably...), and Naruto. Disregarding all that the manga and actual show may say, the Akatsuki are all at their base... (which is a house by the way because that makes things a lot easier for me)

Deidara:
So I see you failed your mission, un... typical for YOU Itachi.

Itachi:

Shut it, Deidara...

Deidara: At least I actually succeed in missions. I mean that's all I'm saying hmn...

Itachi: mrph...

Deidara: Mrph?

Itachi: Shut it.

Deidara: You can't think of a comeback can you...

Itachi: No! Now shut it, Deidarloser!

Deidara: Deidarloser? That was terrible, un...

Kisame:

Yeah Itachi... I thought you were cooler than that...

Itachi: Well you know what I am just gonna- *walks away*

Kisame: Wow... I have totally lost all respect for that guy...

Pein:

*Walks into room* Alright everyone, settle down... let's get this meeting started...

*Indistinct chatter*

Pein: Okay... so Itachi and Kisame failed their mission to capture Naruto... again... I think it's time we tried a new tactic.

Sasori:

Why don't we control him with chakra strings... heh...

Pein: That's an idea...

Itachi: Why don't we just trap him in a genjutsu...

Pein: Yes, that might work...

Itachi: After all, the genjutsu is FAR more dreadful to the mind of a weaker youth like himself...

Lee:

DID SOMEBODY SAY YOUTH??????

Everyone: *Anime sweat drop*

Lee: Please answer my question! Did somebody say youth? I am delighted to hear that-

Kakuzu:

*Walks in room* Sorry I'm late for the meeting guys...

Lee: HOLY YOUTHFUL YOUTHS!!!! WHAT IS THAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hidan:

That's freakin' Kakuzu...

Lee: He is... so OLD! So... unyouthful! So... oohhhh.... *feels forehead*.... I'm dieing....

Deidara: ... well I might as well put him out of his misery, un. KATSU! *KABOOSH*

Lee: *flying through the now broken wall* LEE IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN!!!

Akatsuki: ....

Hidan: What the #%#^$^#$@!#!%@%.

Pein: Well continuing on with the meeting...

*BOOM!!!*

Suddenly something bursts through the wall. Who could it be? Will Lee return (let's hope not)? How old IS Kakuzu? Find out on the next EXCITING EPISODE of ADVENTURES OF AKATSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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Srry this one isn't really awesome or anything... but that's because it's the first episode and you know how great THOSE are.