AoA Episode 6: YOU ATE HIM???

Recap:
Dot: Oh don't worry, it is!

DOT TURNS ON THE TV...

TV:
IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS! AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX!

Deidara: SIGH.

Dot: LOOK! *Points to TV* THERE'S ME!

Deidara: Great...

THEN SUDDENLY, THE DOORBELL RANG.

Dot: PIZZA! *Leaps up to answer door*

Sasori: I'll get it. *Beats her to the door*

Dot: >

Sasori: *Opens Door*

Sasori: Here's the money...

Cream:
Oh no.. I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone else...

Sasori: ?

Cream: I'm looking for my chao, Cheese. He ran away... and I can't find him... would you be kind enough to... help me?

Sasori: (Thinking: God, she sounds like Hinata.) um... well-

Dot: OH GOSH! WE GOTTA HELP HER!!! COME ON!!! *Grabs Sasori's hand and runs outside*
Now where'd you last see your cat?

Cream: I didn't say cat... I said Chao...

Dot: What's that?

Cream: It looks like a teardrop-thing... only bigger... and Cheese wears a bow tie...

Dot: *Searching franticly* Hmmmm.... it doesn't seem to be anywhere...

Cream: If only there was someone who could help us...

Power Rangers:

WE'RE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!

Sasori: POWER RANGERS? DIE! *Takes out rifle*

Red Power Ranger: WAIT DEAREST FRIEND!!! IT IS I- *removes mask*

Lee: LEE!

Sasori: O__o

Lee: That is correct! I am secretly THE POWER RANGERS!

Sasori: You're all of The Power Rangers?

Lee: Yes!

Power Rangers: *Remove masks to reveal that they're all Lee*

Sasori: Cause that makes total sense...

Lee: Yes! I am aware!

Sasori: ...

Lee: More like: A WARE! Play on words!

Sasori: Not really...

Lee: .... You have crushed my dreams! Thank you!

Sasori: Thank you????

Lee: Yes!

Sasori: Sigh...

Lee: Dearest youth, I have found your cat!


Cream: O_o!!! WHAT IS THAT THING??? THAT'S NOT MY CHEESE!!!! AAAAAAH!!!! *Sobbing*

Lee: Youth! Please do not cry! I comfort you, for I have found your "cheese".


Cream: XP...

Lee: What is troubling you, dear youth? Have I not found your beloved "cheese"????

Cream: Nevermind...

Lee: Wait! If that is not "cheese"... then I shall look further!!! Physical activity is my specialty!

THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF THREE HOURS, LEE PRESENTED CREAM WITH SEVERAL ITEMS THAT WERE THOUGHT TO BE "CHEESE" AND INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING:




Cream: ...

Sasori: ... What was that third one??

Lee: Certainly one of these HAS to be "cheese"!!! There must be something I missed!

Cream: Well you never asked what Cheese LOOKED like...

Lee: OH! FOOLISH LEE! What does "cheese" look like?

Cream: Well he has a teardrop shaped head, with a little yellow ball floating above it, and he has a bow tie, and he's blue and yellow.

Lee: OOOOOHHHH that thing? I ate that!

Cream: ...

Sasori: ...

Dot: ...

Lee:


Cream: I'M GOING TO FREAKIN KILL YOU!!!!! AGIFHGIFAERJBIRFJTEO!!!!!

Lee: PLEASE!!! DO NOT HARM ME!!! YOUTH, I BEG OF YOU!!!

Cream: YOU ATE MY BEST FRIEND!!!! FAGRIGHIAGHJDFIHFDIG!!!!

Dot: Woooooooooaaaaaahhhhhh.....

JUST THEN A CAR DROVE UP IN THE DRIVEWAY, AND INSIDE MANY STRANGE CREATURES WERE HOPPING AROUND...

Narrator: Who's in the car? Will Lee live? Where's Deidara? Find out in the NEXT EXCITING EPISODE of ADVENTURES OF AKATSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Pics from google, and some of them edited by me.