AoA Episode 3: What Happened to Itachi's Face???

Recap:
Pein: Alright. As I said, you two will be tested for skills. If you can defeat Itachi... then you will be accepted into the Akatsuki. If not... then where ever you came from... to you must return... or we'll kill you...

Narrator: We join our "friends" Sasori and Dot as they head through the hallway to Itachi's room.

IN THE HALLWAY...

Dot: *humming* Sooooo....

Sasori: ...

Dot: I think you're cute! Do YOU think I'M CUTE?

Sasori: Not really...

Dot: Yes? Oh I knew you'd say that! *Gives Sasori a big smooch* Mwah!!!!

Sasori: XP.... well here's Itachi's room...

Dot: OH OKAY!!! *Waltzes into Itachi's room* ITACCHIIIII!!!

Itachi: *looks up from the Girls' Life magazine he was reading (yes, I went there)* What the heck...

Dot: *Sits on Itachi's lap* IIIIIII'MMMMM PRINCESS ANGELINA BOBINA BANANA FO FANA THE SIXTEENTH!!! (I forgot how it goes)

Itachi: Great... *activates mangekyou sharingan*

Dot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW *sticks her face far beyond the boundary of Itachi's space bubble* your eyes are red mister!!! You should go shave!

Itachi: What?!?!?

Dot: Wow! You're eyes are red mister! You should go sha-

Itachi: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!

Dot: Well why did you say "what" then?

Itachi:


Dot:

Sasori: Excuse me for interrupting your... "important" conversation... but Leader wanted to see you...

Itachi: Fine... *walks out of room*

Dot: HEY!!! I WASN'T FINISHED TALKING HERE!!!

Sasori: *Leaves*

Dot: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING??? *Runs along to hold Sasori's hand*

Sasori: Let go of me...

Dot: WHY???? AREN'T I CUTE???

Sasori: No!

Dot: Grrrrrr....

Sasori: *Walks away*

Dot: FINE!! JUST CRUSH MY DREAMS AND WALK AWAY! REAAAAL SMOOTH! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

Sasori: *Starts running*

Dot: WAIT COME BACK!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!

BACK IN THE MEETING ROOM...

Pein: Alright you two... now that Itachi's here, it's time to put you to the test...

Yakko: AAAAAAAAIIIIII don't know about this...

Wakko: Ya Daddoo, why are you testin' us! I didn't study!

Pein: *sweatdrop*

Wakko: Have you noticed that I'm not wearin' any pants!

Pein: Unfortunately yes...

Kakuzu: Heheheh...

Pein: Shut it Kakuzu... stupid perv...

Kakuzu:


Yakko: AAAAAAAAIIIII that was creepy.

Pein: Yes it was.. yes it was... now on with the battle...

Narrator: Hahah... that was a filler... (a pretty retarded filler)... WILL THEY START THE BATTLE NEXT EPISODE? WHO WILL COME OUT VICTORIOUS? ISN'T DOT CREEPY? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF THE ADVENTURES OF AKATSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!